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Jasmeen. 18. Canada. - This is my main blog. I mainly reblog and post things I like.

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

  #my relation with english  

Very protective of her. But, this year there have been times when I have wanted to hug her and there have been also been times when I have wanted to smack her bum and give her a time out because she pushes her luck this year, on more than one occasion! I remember someone said to me in an interview, ‘is it important to you that everyone likes Rae all the time’, and I thought, nah, not at all. Because if everybody liked her all the time then I’ve failed at my job. My job is to make it real, and I hope this year that people will see that because it took me some courage to go with it. (on being protective of Rae)

Very protective of her. But, this year there have been times when I have wanted to hug her and there have been also been times when I have wanted to smack her bum and give her a time out because she pushes her luck this year, on more than one occasion! I remember someone said to me in an interview, ‘is it important to you that everyone likes Rae all the time’, and I thought, nah, not at all. Because if everybody liked her all the time then I’ve failed at my job. My job is to make it real, and I hope this year that people will see that because it took me some courage to go with it. (on being protective of Rae)

  #mmfd  
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
  #fuck queue  
  #fuck queue  
I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.
John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via asschester)
  #fuck queue  
  #cat  

evaunit08:

nosdrinker:

post your best mosh gifs

image

  #fuck queue  

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

  #what  
holysheerios:

The man speaks the truth

holysheerios:

The man speaks the truth

murauders:

Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.

  #harry potter  
  #fuck queue  

i dont get how some people cant  properly wash dishes. dont you want to eat in something clean?????

  #personal    #seriously    #just got a spoon with food on it    #eweweweewewewew    #it was ''suposed' to be clean    #no  

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
  #yeeeh  

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

  #fuck queue  

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."